Karhogsad is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, omniscient raccoon.

Karhogsad created the Whirlpool Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karhogsad, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Karhogsad, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Karhogsad's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Karhogsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy near sharks while wearing mauve jumpers and balancing five aluminium spheres on your arms.

2. Do not hurt rats.

3. Never talk about dark matter near ducks while wearing yellow skirts.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Karhogsad.