Xenlibzig is a god.
It takes the form of a rotund, narcissistic
penguin.
Xenlibzig created the Andromeda Galaxy three million years ago.
If you believe in
Xenlibzig, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Xenlibzig, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Xenlibzig's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.
Xenlibzig's Holy Commandments1. Put Xenlibzig first in all things.
2. Do not sit in public.
3. Feed all hungry mites.
4. You must pray to Xenlibzig seven times a day.
5. Run away from pink horses, for they are unholy.