Quimbagnutt is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, quiet skunk.

Quimbagnutt created life nine million years ago.

If you believe in Quimbagnutt, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Quimbagnutt, it will torture you forever.

Quimbagnutt's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Quimbagnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

2. Never stain your feet with gray.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never tolerate cries in holy places.