Limjophubcabgil is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unjust raven.

Limjophubcabgil created Africa four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limjophubcabgil, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Limjophubcabgil, it will ignore you.

Limjophubcabgil's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Limjophubcabgil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Do not dye your hair black.

4. Never think about ultrasonics near ducks while wearing cyan shoes and balancing seven gold spheres on your back.

5. Never talk about dark energy near horses while wearing gray coats and balancing three titanium spheres on your face.