Arfgilbig Wapsanmab Rapbifgoftonklaknel is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, prudent dolphin.

Arfgilbig Wapsanmab Rapbifgoftonklaknel created vertebrates seven million years ago.

If you believe in Arfgilbig Wapsanmab Rapbifgoftonklaknel, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Arfgilbig Wapsanmab Rapbifgoftonklaknel, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Arfgilbig Wapsanmab Rapbifgoftonklaknel's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Arfgilbig Wapsanmab Rapbifgoftonklaknel's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Arfgilbig Wapsanmab Rapbifgoftonklaknel.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Arfgilbig Wapsanmab Rapbifgoftonklaknel.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always help eagles in need.

5. Do not kill badgers.