Honbidsad is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, fast ant.

Honbidsad created snails eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Honbidsad, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Honbidsad, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Honbidsad's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Honbidsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about photosynthesis.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never go into yellow rooms.