Pagsad is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, conceited squid.

Pagsad created everything that exists two million years ago.

If you believe in Pagsad, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pagsad, it will make you grow a tail.

Pagsad's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Pagsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not keep eight sheep in a large pit.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Learn four new languages a year.