Bafbutkam is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unjust bee.

Bafbutkam created the planet Saturn five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafbutkam, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bafbutkam, she will be very unhappy.

Bafbutkam's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Bafbutkam's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bafbutkam's priests.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

4. Do not wear blue clothing.

5. Never eat green fruit.