Stanhimgep is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, unthinking hyena.

Stanhimgep created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Stanhimgep, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Stanhimgep, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Stanhimgep's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Stanhimgep's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three mites approach from the north.

2. Do not fashion tools from platinum.

3. Never remain standing at dawn.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Never speak at dusk.