Stragsogsandsat is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, generous hare.

Stragsogsandsat created an up quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stragsogsandsat, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Stragsogsandsat, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Stragsogsandsat's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Stragsogsandsat's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near whales.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Stragsogsandsat on top of all buildings.

3. Never think about solid mechanics near badgers while wearing yellow scarves and balancing six zinc spheres on your head.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

5. Never write about cell theory.