Wonfumcipcedflatnatdagmip is a god.
She takes the form of a slim, two-faced
gorilla.
Wonfumcipcedflatnatdagmip created the solar system seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Wonfumcipcedflatnatdagmip, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Wonfumcipcedflatnatdagmip, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Wonfumcipcedflatnatdagmip's most sacred site is Yongding in China.
Wonfumcipcedflatnatdagmip's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bark.
2. Never think about ultrasonics near rats while wearing pink shoes and balancing six copper spheres on your arms.
3. Always help sick shrews.
4. Never bounce in the presence of manatees.
5. Wonfumcipcedflatnatdagmip must be the most important thing in your life.