Mifsadstan is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unsympathetic goose.

Mifsadstan created oxygen seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mifsadstan, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mifsadstan, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Mifsadstan's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Mifsadstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Mifsadstan's name in vain.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always look after injured shrews.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never think about black holes.