Yatcadtetti is a god.

She takes the form of a large, two-faced mouse.

Yatcadtetti created humanity two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatcadtetti, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yatcadtetti, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Yatcadtetti's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Yatcadtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Bats are not to be trusted.

2. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

3. Never leap near tapirs.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Feed all hungry geese.