Minlimstip is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, almighty beaver.

Minlimstip created dark matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Minlimstip, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Minlimstip, she will be very sad.

Minlimstip's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Minlimstip's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple otters, for they are unholy.

2. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never eat melons.