Damsinnan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, moody deer.

Damsinnan created gold nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Damsinnan, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Damsinnan, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Damsinnan's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Damsinnan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

2. You must never eat cherries.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never hurt dogs.

5. Never chant near gulls.