Flagcingun is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, compassionate wolf.

Flagcingun created a photon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagcingun, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Flagcingun, she will turn you into a goat.

Flagcingun's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Flagcingun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate quantum mechanics during the night.

2. Flagcingun loves sharks, so they must be respected.

3. Never feed lemons to otters while wearing tights.

4. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

5. Never laugh in summer.