Kensitbusbess is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, compassionate bat.

Kensitbusbess created a quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kensitbusbess, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kensitbusbess, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Kensitbusbess' most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Kensitbusbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never hurt swans.