Xenhugdon is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, awe-inspiring goose.

Xenhugdon created the planet Saturn eight million years ago.

If you believe in Xenhugdon, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Xenhugdon, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Xenhugdon's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Xenhugdon's Holy Commandments

1. Never record numbers.

2. Shun those given to greed.

3. Do not fashion tools from iron.

4. Heed all signs.

5. Never think ill of sick ants.