Nakdutciss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, all-knowing rat.

Nakdutciss created the world seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakdutciss, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nakdutciss, she will not care.

Nakdutciss' most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Nakdutciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Nakdutciss.

5. Always obey Nakdutciss' priests.