Ceblaksan is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, self-assured toad.

Ceblaksan created humanity eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Ceblaksan, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ceblaksan, he will be mildly annoyed.

Ceblaksan's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Ceblaksan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. You must love Ceblaksan.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.