Renquatbid is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, competent jackal.

Renquatbid created the planet Earth four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Renquatbid, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Renquatbid, she will not invite you to parties.

Renquatbid's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Renquatbid's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine rats approach from the east.

2. You must never eat aubergines.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not take Renquatbid's name in vain.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.