Kansawmismid is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unsympathetic newt.

Kansawmismid created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kansawmismid, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kansawmismid, it will destroy your home planet.

Kansawmismid's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Kansawmismid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never gather seven shrews near bridges.