Karyokwip Flatciblan is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, ruthless unicorn.

Karyokwip Flatciblan created oxygen three billion years ago.

If you believe in Karyokwip Flatciblan, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Karyokwip Flatciblan, it will turn you into a worm.

Karyokwip Flatciblan's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Karyokwip Flatciblan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not dye your hair red.

4. Do not take Karyokwip Flatciblan's name in vain.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.