Yogbellnill is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, tiresome capybara.

Yogbellnill created light two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogbellnill, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yogbellnill, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Yogbellnill's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Yogbellnill's Holy Commandments

1. Put Yogbellnill first in all things.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics near great tits while wearing pink trousers and balancing five silicon spheres on your hands.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never run in the presence of swans.

5. Never mention mice.