Looplapfebgam Dumdogtonkhunxincebdinjam Sughadlap is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, awe-inspiring butterfly.

Looplapfebgam Dumdogtonkhunxincebdinjam Sughadlap created life five million years ago.

If you believe in Looplapfebgam Dumdogtonkhunxincebdinjam Sughadlap, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Looplapfebgam Dumdogtonkhunxincebdinjam Sughadlap, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Looplapfebgam Dumdogtonkhunxincebdinjam Sughadlap's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Looplapfebgam Dumdogtonkhunxincebdinjam Sughadlap's Holy Commandments

1. Always store spinach above ground.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Remain prostrate during prayer.

5. Never allow birds to witness sacred rites.