Homyakyart is a god.

He takes the form of a small, competent walrus.

Homyakyart created the planet Mars eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Homyakyart, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Homyakyart, he will turn you into a mole.

Homyakyart's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Homyakyart's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Homyakyart.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Never eat aubergines.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Homyakyart.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.