Kopgombedlip is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, all-powerful mole.

Kopgombedlip created the planet Mars two million years ago.

If you believe in Kopgombedlip, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kopgombedlip, it will turn you into a rat.

Kopgombedlip's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Kopgombedlip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Never feed lots of carrots to swans while wearing green stockings.

3. Do not kill shrews.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.