Ceplistkemsisdavjamsan Bafpitsin is a god.

It takes the form of a small, awesome hyena.

Ceplistkemsisdavjamsan Bafpitsin created an up quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ceplistkemsisdavjamsan Bafpitsin, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ceplistkemsisdavjamsan Bafpitsin, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Ceplistkemsisdavjamsan Bafpitsin's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Ceplistkemsisdavjamsan Bafpitsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest violet.

2. Hide if six manatees approach from the west.

3. Feed all hungry birds.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never write about fluid mechanics.