Laprull is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, kind giraffe.

Laprull created the Whirlpool Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Laprull, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Laprull, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Laprull's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Laprull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never feed pineapples to horses while wearing pink tights.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not kill cats.