Dubhattetti is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, witless parrot.

Dubhattetti created the planet Earth five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubhattetti, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dubhattetti, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Dubhattetti's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Dubhattetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Dubhattetti loves manatees, so they must be respected.

5. Do not hop in public.