Nadflig is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, able mouse.

Nadflig created Asia twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nadflig, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nadflig, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nadflig's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Nadflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Never write about bacteria.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never talk about fire.