Mobquagdub is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, prudent bee.

Mobquagdub created tapeworms five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobquagdub, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mobquagdub, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Mobquagdub's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Mobquagdub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Mobquagdub loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.