Himnilarf is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, vain fairy.

Himnilarf created the planet Saturn eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himnilarf, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Himnilarf, she will turn you into a snail.

Himnilarf's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Himnilarf's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from violet ants, for they are unholy.

2. Never allow sharks to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Do not keep eight grasshopers in a large pit.

4. Always wear plain jumpers during rituals.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.