Sompad is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, flying troll.

Sompad created light two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sompad, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sompad, she will turn you into a slug.

Sompad's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Sompad's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Sompad's priests.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Sompad on top of all buildings.

4. Never think about quantum gravity near sheep while wearing blue rings and balancing six silicon spheres on your arms.

5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.