Gunlipkik is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, emotional snake.

Gunlipkik created the Andromeda Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gunlipkik, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gunlipkik, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gunlipkik's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Gunlipkik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never talk about optics near geese while wearing yellow shirts.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.