Apphappidstikmapbog is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, irritating dragonfly.

Apphappidstikmapbog created carbon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Apphappidstikmapbog, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Apphappidstikmapbog, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Apphappidstikmapbog's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Apphappidstikmapbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain hats during rituals.

2. Never speak aloud of signs.

3. Never wear red shirts on sacred days.

4. Always look after injured manatees.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near rats while wearing gray shoes and balancing three silver spheres on your neck.