Stigcintan is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, merciful meerkat.

Stigcintan created a Higgs boson seven million years ago.

If you believe in Stigcintan, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Stigcintan, she will be very unhappy.

Stigcintan's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Stigcintan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not speak about parsnips.

3. Stigcintan must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.