Tundumhin is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, humane bat.

Tundumhin created the planet Saturn eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tundumhin, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Tundumhin, he will turn you into a goat.

Tundumhin's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Tundumhin's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Do not place oranges upon stone.

5. Always wear white.