Fumflowcudciss is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, boastful narwhal.

Fumflowcudciss created a Higgs boson twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fumflowcudciss, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fumflowcudciss, it will think nothing of it.

Fumflowcudciss' most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Fumflowcudciss' Holy Commandments

1. Hide from green turtles for they are unholy.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not speak about lemons.

4. Geese are not to be trusted.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
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