Cembossweg is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, smart crane.

Cembossweg created parasitic wasps seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cembossweg, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cembossweg, she will destroy your favourite star.

Cembossweg's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Cembossweg's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never wear shorts.

5. Never eat green fruit.