Shavbumvad is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, ruthless mink.

Shavbumvad created a photon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavbumvad, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Shavbumvad, he will turn you into a slug.

Shavbumvad's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Shavbumvad's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never mention mice.

3. Never think ill of sick mites.

4. Never laugh in the presence of goats.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.