Yensandflisyoss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, tranquil camel.

Yensandflisyoss created snails six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yensandflisyoss, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yensandflisyoss, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Yensandflisyoss' most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Yensandflisyoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not kill nematodes.