Manvonlan is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, unsympathetic dragon.

Manvonlan created Asia two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Manvonlan, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Manvonlan, he will turn you into a rat.

Manvonlan's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Manvonlan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

3. Always look after injured whales.

4. Never talk about otters.

5. Never talk about fire.