Wot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, happy salamander.

Wot created a photon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wot, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wot, he will turn you into a tree.

Wot's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Wot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three titanium sculptures of Wot on top of important buildings.

2. Always help ducks in need.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never wear dresses.

5. Always obey Wot's priests.