Larppigbell is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, blissful whale.

Larppigbell created the Sunflower Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Larppigbell, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Larppigbell, he will curse you with boils.

Larppigbell's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Larppigbell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Put Larppigbell first in all things.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Larppigbell.

5. Never talk about badgers.