Dubvinzuss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, idiotic otter.

Dubvinzuss created oxygen five million years ago.

If you believe in Dubvinzuss, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dubvinzuss, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dubvinzuss' most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Dubvinzuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill dogs.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

4. Dubvinzuss loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

5. Hide if six dolphins approach from the north.