Gatzudgar is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, calm centipede.

Gatzudgar created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Gatzudgar, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gatzudgar, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Gatzudgar's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Gatzudgar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gatzudgar.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Never look in ponds.