Bigcapdubcudabfutkik is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, amazing badger.

Bigcapdubcudabfutkik created dark matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigcapdubcudabfutkik, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bigcapdubcudabfutkik, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bigcapdubcudabfutkik's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Bigcapdubcudabfutkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Bigcapdubcudabfutkik in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not chop down trees.