Veenyoggut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, temperamental bee.

Veenyoggut created a down quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Veenyoggut, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Veenyoggut, it will think nothing of it.

Veenyoggut's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Veenyoggut's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Veenyoggut.

4. Do not eat lentils.

5. Worship no other gods but Veenyoggut.