Veenyoggut is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely small, temperamental
bee.
Veenyoggut created a down quark six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Veenyoggut, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Veenyoggut, it will think nothing of it.
Veenyoggut's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.
Veenyoggut's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Veenyoggut.
4. Do not eat lentils.
5. Worship no other gods but Veenyoggut.