Weebassjat Arnrularfkenbessbaf is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, strong whale.

Weebassjat Arnrularfkenbessbaf created Asia four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weebassjat Arnrularfkenbessbaf, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Weebassjat Arnrularfkenbessbaf, he will be mildly annoyed.

Weebassjat Arnrularfkenbessbaf's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Weebassjat Arnrularfkenbessbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Weebassjat Arnrularfkenbessbaf in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not keep nine bats in a large pit.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not speak about aubergines.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.