Quillyattdib Bitpoptad Bessnurmobbodnab is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, narcissistic yak.

Quillyattdib Bitpoptad Bessnurmobbodnab created oxygen five million years ago.

If you believe in Quillyattdib Bitpoptad Bessnurmobbodnab, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quillyattdib Bitpoptad Bessnurmobbodnab, it will turn you into a rat.

Quillyattdib Bitpoptad Bessnurmobbodnab's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Quillyattdib Bitpoptad Bessnurmobbodnab's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Never go into violet rooms.

4. Never speak aloud of signs.

5. Never gather five dogs near walls.