Stipsassab Sigqueeggoncuss is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, charitable wombat.

Stipsassab Sigqueeggoncuss created humankind six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipsassab Sigqueeggoncuss, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stipsassab Sigqueeggoncuss, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Stipsassab Sigqueeggoncuss' most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Stipsassab Sigqueeggoncuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

3. Never hop in holy places.

4. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Fast once a month.