Gidcudfen is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, able grasshopper.

Gidcudfen created the planet Earth three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidcudfen, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gidcudfen, it will cry a lot.

Gidcudfen's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Gidcudfen's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear blue.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never gather five capybaras in one place.