Homnartbetkimbun is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, able tortoise.

Homnartbetkimbun created Asia five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homnartbetkimbun, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Homnartbetkimbun, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Homnartbetkimbun's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Homnartbetkimbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

4. You must love Homnartbetkimbun.

5. Do not shave your face.