Flangarkab is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, ill-tempered dragonfly.

Flangarkab created humankind nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Flangarkab, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Flangarkab, he will torture you forever.

Flangarkab's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Flangarkab's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Never go into mauve rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.