Sangigstafveengepton is a god.

She takes the form of a large, humorless hedgehog.

Sangigstafveengepton created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sangigstafveengepton, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sangigstafveengepton, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Sangigstafveengepton's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Sangigstafveengepton's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about photosynthesis.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never talk about mice.