Ripvedbat is a god.
It takes the form of a very thin, smart
swan.
Ripvedbat created Mount Everest three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Ripvedbat, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Ripvedbat, it will send you a strongly worded letter.
Ripvedbat's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.
Ripvedbat's Holy Commandments1. Do not keep eight dolphins in a large pit.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
4. Never laugh in holy places.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.