Camsadbed is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witty parrot.

Camsadbed created silver nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Camsadbed, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Camsadbed, it will turn you into a puffin.

Camsadbed's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Camsadbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with envy.

2. Camsadbed loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

3. Never allow gulls to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never write about stars.