Cubgudcebgovbad is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, kind faun.

Cubgudcebgovbad created a Higgs boson eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubgudcebgovbad, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cubgudcebgovbad, she will turn you into a duck.

Cubgudcebgovbad's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Cubgudcebgovbad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Cubgudcebgovbad in the centre of the settlement.

2. You must never eat turnips.

3. Never prepare oranges during winter.

4. Do not record names concerning stars.

5. You must pray to Cubgudcebgovbad three times a day.