Sanmotlat Tamhanjad is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unsympathetic eagle.

Sanmotlat Tamhanjad created water seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sanmotlat Tamhanjad, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sanmotlat Tamhanjad, it will destroy your home planet.

Sanmotlat Tamhanjad's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Sanmotlat Tamhanjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Always help grasshopers.

3. You must love Sanmotlat Tamhanjad.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Sanmotlat Tamhanjad on top of all buildings.