Cebmifbon is a god.
He takes the form of a large, awesome
sheep.
Cebmifbon created a top quark five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cebmifbon, he will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Cebmifbon, he will be mildly annoyed.
Cebmifbon's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.
Cebmifbon's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Never wear pink boots.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.