Cebmifbon is a god.

He takes the form of a large, awesome sheep.

Cebmifbon created a top quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cebmifbon, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cebmifbon, he will be mildly annoyed.

Cebmifbon's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Cebmifbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never wear pink boots.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.