Pibbossmap is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, amazing squid.

Pibbossmap created the Large Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibbossmap, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pibbossmap, she will come to you in dreams.

Pibbossmap's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Pibbossmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near otters.

2. Worship no other gods but Pibbossmap.

3. Never eat nuts.

4. Run away if seven porpoises approach from the south.

5. Run away from white tortoises, for they are unholy.