Tagfatdav is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, witless gnu.

Tagfatdav created energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagfatdav, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tagfatdav, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Tagfatdav's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Tagfatdav's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into black rooms.

2. Never think ill of sick swans.

3. Never feed lots of wheat to badgers while wearing cyan shirts.

4. Tagfatdav loves gulls, so they must be respected.

5. Always take life seriously.